Extremely dirty, largest cockroaches I've ever seen in rooms, rooms absolutely reek of mold and dirt, random hairs everywhere. They changed our room 5 times, each was worse than the one before. After having to stay in this absolute mess, I feel like I need to burn everything I have, swim in alcohol, and visit a hospital. I'm sure I've now got some unknown virus in my body.
Food's also terrible. Shame that I've paid extra for breakfast. None of the cups or forks were clean. The name of the place should be "Palmera Dirt Hotel". Extremely disappointing and stressful.
How can anyone rate this place above a 1 star is absolutely beyond me.