Where do I begin? Well firstly, definitely not 5 star, by any stretch of the imagination! ROOM: From the inappropriate nature of the conversation at check-in, (long conversations about ‘fitting in’ to guests having flown in from abroad was truly odd) to opening the room door directly onto the bathroom (there is literally no door to the bathroom, or on the wardrobe right next to it!) The toilet at the end of the shower had a see through glass door, with a less than a third of the single pane of sliding glass being etched, so absolutely no privacy - sound or otherwise. Which makes for an interesting interaction for any room service, or any maintenance men visiting (which we needed as the shower didn’t work). FOOD: not a place to eat in the evening! First night at the empty ground floor restaurant - was a surly waiter why so surly when he was far from busy was a mystery. The 24th floor restaurant provides a good selection at breakfast, but that’s as far as it goes. We booked for our final evening to catch the sunset and were the only ones there, again! Nevermind, we thought, at least we will be served in a timely manner! Err wrong. The cocktails selected from their menu were wrong (for future reference there is no Campari or orange in a white negroni - which becomes, well, pink). We each ordered a main meal with a gap of nearly half an hour between the first and second plate being delivered. They clearly realised the experience was sub-optimal, and agreed to comp the meal. We headed out by taxi and had a lovely meal at El Salon. The cherry on the cake was that the promise of the comped meal was reneged upon at check out by the less than delightful Abdul, who claimed he was the duty manager, but without either the demeanour or commitment to customer service one would expect from a 3 star hotel let alone 5! We had intended to leave our luggage there as we took a last look at the city centre, but as our trust had been broken, did not feel safe to entrust them with our belonging. So yes, we will remember Barcelona for many reasons, the art (the Mirò Foundation well worth the detour) the architecture (Park Güell was a last minute but worthwhile addition to our itinerary), the amazing food and welcoming service at Bestia and El Salon, however this hotel, well that’s another story!