Guest User
March 1, 2024
Dear reader! If your thing is out dated, rasty, old, decomposing palace, welcome to hotel Transylvania! Here security doesn't exist. The termal spa hotel can be accessed from god knows how many different unlocked entrances where anybody can casually stroll in for a quick dip in the pool. Only thing to remember is to not forget to ask the pool receptionist for a Swimming cap, otherwise you might get locked in a dungeon. The hotel is quite understaffed at times. You have a bigger chance of meeting Dracula than finding someone to assist you (the exception is the swimmingcap policeman). If you do spot someone from the staff, they make a quick escape via elevator when they see you coming. After that you can't even catch up to them, because the elevator needs 3 business days to reach you. The hotel has a damp feeling in most places. The walls are peeling off and the furniture is out dated. If you thought that you get fresh bed sheets dayly in a 5* hotel, you would be mistaken, because they fit back the sheets from the previous day, and finally changes them after 4 days. The cleaning lady insist on cleaning twice a day (she really doesn't like the do not disturb sign), only to fit old sheets, change towels and not take out the trash. You might get a few calls from reception, which doesn't make any sense, so you go clear it up, only to be told the issue has been fixed. If you have read other reviews you might have doubts about the AC not working. This issue has been clearly fixed as the AC can't be turned off anymore so prepare to go from 40°C in the hallway to the winterland (AC is even on fastest mode when you are not in the room so don't forget to bring a jacket). The hotel definitely doesn't live up to the 5* hotel expectations.