Guest User
January 11, 2024
A few accommodations in the world are destinations in themselves. The Te Anau Lodge is one of them. The place is lovely but what makes it special are the staff, particularly Kym, who is warm, funny, ridiculously helpful and knowledgeable and adopts folks she likes. I was lucky and got adopted. It wouldn’t be right for everyone. The lodge is quirky and personal, like visiting your coolest but slightly wacky aunt who before you knew it took over your vacation. If you’re an introvert or just wanted to be left alone, it could be everything you didn’t want. I fell madly in love with the place. I stayed two nights in the Cathedral Room, and one night in the train carriage. The Cathedral Room is lovely, with an elegant old-fashioned bathroom and spa, but which specific room in the main lodge you take is less important than you might think; you probably will spend more time when you’re not sleeping in the common rooms. I love trains, so the train car was a special experience; having a whole car to myself like Diamond Jim Brady. I absolutely loved it, and would stay there the entire time on a future visit. This a real train car, with a steep ladder to enter it and *most* things modernized. It would likely not work for folks with mobility issues. The Lodge is well-kept up, and thoughtfully appointed with a friendly international staff, but the feeling is more personal and homey than chic and luxurious. Breakfast is a buffet, and if the place had any weak spot, it was that breakfast didn’t change from day to day. That was not a dealbreaker. The Lodge has nice views, but it isn’t lakefront. You see the lake unobstructed, but at a distance). The wonderful but slightly crazy grounds include sculptures, pavilions and a carousel they are renovating. You can stay in it. It has clowns. If you want to spend your night in a Stephen King novel, be my guest. Te Anau is well-situated (better than Queenstown) to tour both Milford and Doubtful Sound, and the Lodge will happily assist with either, and give good advice. If your schedule allows, don’t just stay here overnight. Stay long enough to actually take in the lodge itself, as well. Sitting in the library or at breakfast, talking to other guests or the staff is part of the reason for being here. Two to three nights is perfect. I took away great, warm memories; it was so much more than just a place to stay. I’m only sorry I didn’t get to meet the lodge’s owner, Mark, as well as Kym. You kind of want to know a mind that would own a Museum of Languages in Paris, or dream up a place like this.