We booked a suite for three at €700 per night—expected: luxury. Received: a masterclass in misplaced priorities. I arrived around noon, handed over my ID, and was invited to sit and enjoy the welcome drink. I assumed someone would follow up to complete the check-in—wrong. The reception was temporarily unattended. When someone finally appeared, I was told the check-in couldn’t be finished until the rest of my family arrived. It sounded as if I might not get my room. Only after I asked explicitly was I assured I could go to our suite. Exhausted, I went straight to bed. Minutes later, someone aggressively rang the doorbell. I didn’t answer—I was in my underwear and wasn’t expecting visitors. Nevertheless, a staff member entered just to leave a jar of honey. Once my family arrived, phone calls started immediately: we were asked to deliver the remaining passports at once. I explained we were about to leave and would drop them off on the way out. Since our son’s passport wasn’t physically with me, I searched for a digital copy. A staff member then came personally to collect it, showing no understanding and clearly annoyed that I shared feedback about how this constant rush was ruining our stay. For a €700/night suite for three, the “welcome” consisted of just 0.5 liters of water and two glasses. Yes, there are glasses in the cupboard, but such small details highlight the general lack of attention and genuine hospitality among staff. Management claims to take guest feedback seriously, but this appears to be just words. Guests ask for a coffee maker in the room, yet all that is provided is pre-ground coffee—basic expectations remain unmet. I have traveled to over 50 countries and spent thousands of nights in hotels around the world, including the finest luxury properties. Even with that experience, I have never encountered service so rigid, bureaucratic, and dismissive of guest comfort. The hotel is beautiful, but administrative procedures are treated as sacred while actual guest experience comes second. Needless to say, this was our first and last visit.