If you are going to happily spend a minimum of 300 Euros per night to stay half way up a mountain with the promise of Asian-style boutique hotel exclusivity and Michelin star dining, you are entitled not to be misled. Where the accommodation mostly meets the standard of a boutique hotel (let’s forget about the little details like the plastic composite decking, the bog standard loungers and poor quality teas and toiletries offered to the guests), what’s on the menu suggests the sort of underlying cynicism typical of a sophisticated cash cow. A Michelin star is all about laser-like attention to every fine detail and superlative skill that delights the palate. I have been to many Michelin starred restaurants and all of them meet the same standard, even if, rarely, the style of the food doesn’t always float your boat. But for a Michelin star, it is not acceptable to be served a confit leek starter that is tough, absolutely not cooked and utterly tasteless, accompanied by a very young Verdejo charged at a silly price that was so acidic I could have used it to clean the loo! Personally, I also don’t think it is acceptable for a Michelin star restaurant to have such a limited wine list (3 choices of white and 3 of red and no wine by the glass), where so little care has been paid to the quality of what is being offered. After that experience, whilst we were relieved we hadn’t pre-ordered a main course, we felt some trepidation about what our pre-ordered desserts would be like. Our actual experience turned out to be significantly worse than what we imagined, however. The cheesecake, and especially the caramelised french toast, were shockingly awful. You can find much more competent versions in many of the local cafes down off the mountain, and both of them presented and tasted ready-made. Not quite out of a packet, but not that far off. We chose Solo Palacio because of the Michelin star. It has since become clear that the famous chef mentioned in the sales pitch is there in name only and that his restaurant for which he was awarded the Michelin star is actually in the local town of Polo de Lena. Given that you have to pre-order the food 24 hours in advance, it is not clear how much cooking happens on site, and as far as I am concerned, that basically means that the standard you are paying for by association is not guaranteed. That comes very close to being misrepresentation, and I for one walked out of the restaurant that evening feeling that it was all a bit of a fraud.