I've been to Beijing for business or leisure at least 10 times. Before, my experience staying at hotels in Beijing, regardless of their star rating or price, was always pretty good, if not exactly 'home away from home'. But this time, the Super 8 Hotel Chongwenmen Hospital branch has truly set a new low...
First off, the location is quite good. It's not far from the subway station and the core commercial area of Dongcheng. But that's pretty much its only advantage. As for the downsides, from the moment I stepped into the room, I noticed:
1. **Terrible Hygiene**: Right after checking in, I saw an 'unspeakable' body hair on the toilet lid. There were many small flying insects, specifically drain flies (moth flies), in the bathroom and on the room walls. These are small moths that carry various germs on their bodies, which can cause itching, redness, or allergies if they touch your skin. I killed five or six with tissue, but they kept appearing. What's even more ridiculous is that the body hair on the toilet lid was still there when I returned the next day – I have no idea how they clean!
2. **Awful Soundproofing**: Lying in bed at night, I could clearly hear the whispered conversations of the guests next door. You could tell they were trying to keep their voices down, but it was still incredibly clear. If any other room in the corridor closed their door even slightly loudly, you could pretty much forget about getting any decent sleep.
3. **Extremely Unreasonable Room Layout**: It's not just small; a small single room is understandable. But this was a completely illogical layout. When you stand in the shower, you can barely lift your arms when washing your hair – if you move them forward, they hit the showerhead, and if you move them back, your back hits the sink. I've stayed in small rooms before; when I traveled alone to Osaka, Kyoto, and Hong Kong, I always stayed in small single rooms. But even the most cramped hotel room in Japan would call this place 'master'.
4. **Curtains Don't Block Light at Night**: Most rooms here have 'corridor windows'. The problem is that after turning off the lights at night, if you like a completely dark environment, then you're in luck! You'll find light leaking from both the top and bottom of the inner window. I tried for a long time but couldn't completely block it. I just don't understand why the corridor lights have to be so bright in the middle of the night.
5. **Smart Toilet Seat Malfunctioning Occasionally**: The toilet would occasionally emit a 'beep-beep-beep' sound, but at irregular intervals. I contacted the front desk, and they said they'd send security up to take a look. But he didn't even come into the room; he asked a question from the doorway and just said, 'It's nothing,' then walked off. As a result, I was woken up again by the sharp beeping sound in the middle of the night and had to get up to unplug the toilet seat.
6. **Poor Service Awareness**: I saw reviews where some people got free room upgrades during check-in, but I didn't get that treatment. It wasn't summer vacation or a popular holiday, and there were plenty of empty rooms, but when I asked if I could upgrade, the answer was a blunt 'you have to pay more.' After staying one night, I found the room to be too small, so the next day, I proactively offered to pay more to upgrade the room type. But then something even more ridiculous happened: the price for a standard king room and a twin room displayed on the platform the next day was actually cheaper than the 'cage room' single room I had originally booked. Perhaps because of this, they were embarrassed to charge me the difference (or maybe they didn't know how much to charge), so they just lied through their teeth, saying there were no rooms available, that the platform display was inaccurate, that information wasn't synchronized, etc. Even though Ctrip showed rooms available that evening, they insisted there were no rooms and were unwilling to help me upgrade. Finally, they reluctantly upgraded me to a king room on the third day and still charged me the difference, which I paid to a personal WeChat收款码 (QR code for receiving payments), so I don't even know if it was officially collected by the hotel.
There are many other small details I don't even want to recall.
In summary, these three nights at Beijing Super 8 were the worst hotel experience I've had in many years. Of course, maybe it was just my bad luck. ╮(╯▽╰)╭
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