1. My English is fluent enough to keep up with, or even outpace, the front desk staff. However, I wasn't traveling alone, and the hotel also needs to be considerate of other guests in the party. The hotel seems to think that having staff speak at a super-fast pace is a sign of professionalism or even something to 'boast' about, but it actually comes across as arrogance toward non-native speakers... Seriously, do native English speakers even talk that fast? To use an internet slang phrase: 'Are your lips rented? In such a rush to finish and return them?'
2. The hardware is subpar. When trying to sleep at night, the air conditioner emits a persistent, low-level humming noise that can be heard even with earplugs. Combined with a rather firm mattress that doesn't contour well to the body, I didn't get a good night's sleep at all. As the temperature rises in the morning, the building's exterior facade also creates metallic 'warping' noises. In our room, this happened every 5 to 6 minutes, lasting from sunrise until noon, making it impossible to sleep in.
3. The hotel breakfast has a wide variety, but not much of it actually tastes good. We asked for bread, but the butter didn't arrive until after we'd finished the bread, and the jam was terribly delayed too.
4. Lacking attention to detail. Before we checked out, the hotel gave us personalized luggage tags, but they ended up mixing up my suitcase with my friend's, attaching our tags to each other's bags.
5. Despite it being a birthday, there were no special perks whatsoever—just a handwritten card and a very mediocre welcome gift. For a room rate costing in the tens of thousands, it lacked any distinct character, and we weren't even given an upgrade. When we voiced our dissatisfaction, it wasn't until the next day that they offered a free night's stay, with the option to directly upgrade to a different room. I honestly don't understand why many hotels only start offering room upgrades and empty gestures *after* something goes wrong. What were you even doing before that?
6. We had dinner at the hotel's Hiori restaurant. None of the chefs wore masks or any protective gear the entire time, and a female staff member kept coughing. When they asked how we liked our cocktails, my partner said they were quite mediocre, if not downright unpalatable. The restaurant staff didn't do anything to remedy the situation, such as replacing the drinks or waiving them from the bill. It wasn't until we brought it up the next day that they cheerfully slapped a heavy discount on it. Wait a minute—so if the guests don't speak up, staff just do nothing?
Finally, I'd like to share a few very personal thoughts. Nowadays, across various online platforms, when people label certain brands as 'ultra-luxury,' I am honestly sick to death of that term. So many people blindly trust the hype surrounding certain brands, focusing purely on their hardware, interior design, and whether the decor makes for photogenic spots, while completely overlooking the most crucial aspects—namely, attention to detail and how a hotel handles things when problems arise.
True ultra-luxury isn't about having gorgeous rooms, smart toilets, or top-tier toiletries... What truly matters is whether the hotel can immediately attune to a guest's feelings when an issue is discovered, how quickly they can resolve the current problem, and whether guests can actually get a good night's sleep in their room and enjoy a satisfying dining experience...
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