We had a wonderful 10 days touring the North Coast 500 but our unfortunate decision to stay in this filthy house was by quite some distance the absolute low point. I could write off the huge crack in the washbasin and the cracks in the windows as period charm. Maybe I could overlook the brown water that comes out of the toilet cistern. Perhaps it's recycled rain water. But the dirty floor, the debris between the wooden floorboards, the grime round the window frames, the flapjack crumbs on the headboard shelf, the thin film of dirt punctuated by greasy fingermarks on the bedside lights, the matted hair in the washbasin plughole .. I could go on but I think you've got the picture by now. Unlike everywhere else we stayed, there are no breakfast options. Just "breakfast". I have no idea what it was because I didn't want to take the risk. We didn't hang around to find out, we were out of there as early as possible. I couldn't wait to leave. Hilariously, there's a notice in the room asking you to remove your bed linen and place it in a bag before you leave. At £165 a night for a dirty room, you can do your own housekeeping, thanks. I suppose it's encouraging to know that they do at least clean the sheets from time to time. The staff aren't particularly friendly or welcoming, either. I wiped my feet on the way out. This is a really nasty, dirty, run down place. Don't let it ruin your holiday.