GuestHouse Fife

Great staff great location awesome water pressure close to loves truck stop and bj bingo

Upon our arrival, the room stank, there was hair in the shower, the mirrors were dirty, and the vent was pulled out of the wall. The tiles were cracked and there was a random patch in the shower wall. The sink was chipped with specks of black, and clogged .

The most revolting place I have ever stayed in any of the 5 continents I’ve visited. The bed smelled worse than an unserviced bus depot toilet stall. I would describe it as a “urine raft”, which was wet for unexplained reasons. The peephole was torn out, the latch lock broken, black mold came flooding out the tub faucet when I turned it on, part of the ceiling was missing, floor had heavily chemical scented wetness, which battled the urine stench for olfactory dominance, and the door frames looked chewed off (but by who?). Perhaps the most disturbing thing was when I came back to find the sink freshly wet and littered with short hairs. I do not shave, or even have that color of hair. I also saw people openly smoking things off tinfoil in the parking lot. Additionally, the breakfast is STILL gone due to covid restrictions in 2023. Pool looks like it has never been opened, so don’t expect it. Initially, I had adopted the attitude that I got what I paid for, my bad for not reading the reviews, which you should do if only for the entertainment. Also , note that the pictures of happy families and pretty grounds on the website are actually stock images. The fact that someone was USING my room while I was away was what secured its position as worlds most revolting. The grounds have piles of trash and broken glass. On the plus side it wasn’t super loud at night and some of the staff were friendly.

I walked into my room and there was an immediate strong smell of urine. The carpet had stains and it was not clean. I called to the front desk and asked to at least change rooms, but she said they were overbooked and offered Lysol spray. That was unbearable. I did not stay and when I asked for a refund I was told that because I was in the room for 30 minutes I could not receive a refund. I am extremely disappointed and frustrated that I had to find another place to stay when it was so late at night. Do NOT stay at the Guesthouse in Fife, WA!

It smelled like cigarettes, we got another room which was better. The facility wasn’t good. But the staff was extremely friendly and accommodating.

After we checked in, we left instead of sleeping there, even though we prepaid and couldn't get a refund. It felt unsafe - there were several people hanging out in different spots the dark parking lots in front of and behind the building; someone propped open the unlit and unmarked back entrance that needs a key card to get in; and there wasn't a bar lock on the room door (but there were about 20 holes drilled randomly in the doorframe and wall instead). The non-smoking room smelled like cigarettes. The desk worker was sweet and the room had been cleaned, but the furniture and walls were damaged.

They never answered the phone for me or the ******* agent and I never actually stayed here. Worst booking process ever, and can’t trust that staff will actually be present to check into rooms or process refunds for a room I didn’t even get.

The gym was unplugged, the room smelled, no breakfast even though they say it in the billboard, no forks or silverware for food