Guest User
September 7, 2023
This place was a complete and total slum and scam. Never have I stayed in a more horrendous room, especially given the price tag. We had to leave after staying here for one night, it was a total of 14 hours (7 of which we were attempting to sleep) that we were there, after spending $400/night due to several reasons: - the room, especially the bathroom, was filthy. - the front door entry lever broke several times leaving us stranded both outside and inside our room on numerous occasions during our “vacation”. - the host, Tolis, advised us that we would need to turn the breaker on and off each time we wanted hot water. I didn’t realize I’d spent $400/night to camp. - the AC leaked all over the slick marble floor and my husband nearly cracked his head open. - do not attempt to dare sit on the sofa, because you will fall right through the seat of it. It’s hollow and staged. - the “jacuzzi” is disgusting. You’d have to be insane to try and use it. - the room will remain extremely damp 100% of the time, to the point the floor will be slightly wet. As an asthmatic, I had no choice but to get myself out of this unbearable situation. I’m still having breathing related issues 24 hours later after leaving this room. Tolis will meet you and introduce himself and sit with you outside of the room and go over loads of wonderful information about the island with you. Do not be fooled. This is a scheme, he will charm you with his knowledge and he will leave you in this absolute dump. Unacceptable. Unsafe. And a health risk. If this is the “honeymoon” suite, this is the honeymoon of nightmares and should burn in the caldera.