Ah, where do I start with the Howard Johnson motel in Springerville, AZ? The bed was like floating on a cloud, and the towels were so soft, I considered taking a few home as souvenirs! But wait, there's more! The water smelled like a sulfur-infused science experiment gone wrong, and the shower turned into a surprise tap dance competition with hot and cold water. I swear I heard Katy Perry's "Hot N Cold" playing in my head every time I stepped in! And let's not forget the free continental breakfast – it was like a culinary adventure into the world of "you get what you pay for." Bon appétit, my fellow brave souls! 😄