Club Lodges Berlin Mitte

Great concept, a complete beach vibe in the middle of Berlin. The rooms were very clean as were the toilets and showers. Each cabin had a radiant heater so you didn't have to be cold. The rooms are extremely small, but you are aware of that when you book. It was neither cold nor too warm. Next to an atmospheric beach lounge and climbing park. The only negative point was that it was very poorly soundproofed and you could hear a lot of noise. Otherwise it was a really great experience, especially for young people.

The concept is nice, which includes beach volleyball, sandy beach, lounge and, of course, accommodation. 2 electronic key cards, where I was still wondering why just two. That's it. The execution of the concept is in its infancy, and the customer pays the board price without breakfast to act as a guinea pig. The execution of the concept is in its infancy, and the customer pays the board price without breakfast to act as a guinea pig. By handing out two key cards, you thought you were on the safe side. In the evening hours no employee is present, which is still acceptable. In the morning hours of the following day, the “key experience” came about. Pee break at 5:30. You take the card with you and dutifully go to the communal toilet container. Finished. Back to the door with the map. Finished. The card has “just” said goodbye. Coming in is not. The entire area is thus searched for bells, emergency buttons, intercoms or other people. After a while you have to wake someone up (at 8-9°). This someone also has a mobile phone with them, you search the Internet for phone numbers, come across one, ring the bell, and: Without joking, this sentence follows: “We have Corona, and because we have Corona, this call cannot be answered . We kindly ask you to write an e-mail.” It doesn't matter whether it's a mushroom cloud, Ebola, Corona or Herzkasper, you're in a fix here. Nobody is responsible and nobody will feel responsible. The origin clearly lies with the operator if he offers a faulty locking system. Since no one else was responsible, 110 had to be dialled, as it would not have been possible to open the door without ID anyway. It was inside. The "princesses" of the Berlin authorities stated that it was not their construction site. Don't worry, the written and verbal enema has long since reached the authorities. The door therefore had to be opened professionally, using the right tool and technical expertise. 5 seconds. Fortunately, those doors are very easy to open. No damage, even after the astonished assessment of the employees in the afternoon. Would have left me cold anyway. Where did the tool come from? Not my construction site. The authorities "slept as soundly" as the hotel staff and therefore no one needs to complain. It should be noted that "the authorities" received detailed legal instructions over the telephone with the passage: The master does it himself. If you, as a tourist, are interested in not walking 2 hours through Berlin in your underpants, T-shirt and flip-flops , check into a regular hotel. Saves trouble.