The hotel inspector would be out of her depth to change around this hotel. I feel it’s crazy that there isn’t life jackets in the rooms for all guests to survive the in room tsunami that comes with having a shower. Onto the shower it goes through the elements of an artic blast or volcanic temperatures which could potentially leave you with life lasting defects. Very hard hotel to navigate around and find your room, halls and stairs everywhere, people who have stayed here will know what I mean. You feel like you are being led through the crystal maze. If I had of came back to the hotel under the influence of Alcohol god knows how long it would have taken to find our slumber or where we would have ended up. At the end of every corridor we were expecting the twins from the shining. The bed is mega small for a double, we had action packed days and were out like a light at night time and thankfully slept, If we weren’t so tired the size of the bed for 2 people, not getting sleep could have ended in divorce. I didn’t understand the tilted side tables, you couldn’t set anything on them as it would have rolled off probably never to be seen again. When looking out my window I had to double check I wasn’t in Baghdad instead of London. Disgusting yard/alley where a rat wouldn’t even pass through. You will be constantly playing “the floor is lava” if in bare feet, standing on the carpet could lead to losing a foot. I dread to think what the unknown stains are. If you are taking a date to stay here for the evening understand that you will be single the following morning. The reason I gave 2 stars is that the reception team we came across were friendly the bedding was clean thankfully and the location
